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May 30, 2005

Why I Hate Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson sure seems like a polarizing star:

I'll be the first to admit it, I hate Jessica Simpson. I was always taught that hate is "such a strong word" and "should never be used" except when referring to dictators like Stalin or Hitler - but I definitely hate her. "Yeah but she's hot!" Is she attractive? Depends. If I saw her on the street, yes, I'd probably look twice. However, in the words of Joey Tribbiani after spending 10 minutes with her I'd want to "tear off my arm just to have something to throw at her." Any guy that says intelligence is not desirable quality in a woman is either...

 

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Posted on May 30, 2005 06:25 AM by jessic154.
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uglydogmanapelizardlipfuckingbitch!!!!!!!! She is probally the stupidest piece of shit on the planet. Oh and her sister sucks ass too!

Posted by: buck at February 6, 2009 07:37 PM

uglydogmanapelizardlipfuckingbitch!!!!!!!! She is probally the stupidest piece of shit on the planet. Oh and her sister sucks ass too!

Posted by: buck at February 6, 2009 07:36 PM

i hate jessica too. she is sooo over rated...she gives females a bad name...really guys there is a such thing as brains AND beauty...the best thing nick ever did was leave her ass. now shes jumpin from man to man...shes a bonafide hooker.

Posted by: niki at December 24, 2007 06:21 PM

People here are wasting too much time hateing Jessica. What she does with her life is none of your business at all so leave the poor girl alone. And from what magazines are saying it was nick who cheated with a dancer.

Posted by: cindy at December 18, 2007 01:27 AM

I cant stand this fucking cunt either. People that pay her to star in movies should get shot. The bitch should just disappear for good. Fucking ugly man-looking bitch...ewww

Posted by: don at December 15, 2007 08:50 AM

i dont like jessica simpson because i think she's a bad role model for children. and she looks like she's fake as hell!

Posted by: CARLY BETH at September 1, 2007 05:29 PM

I TOATALLY AGREE! SHE IS A STUPID DUMB GAY! WHAT A DUMB ASS!

Posted by: JOSEPH at March 23, 2007 08:11 PM

i love how she was portrayed as this perfect little virgin before and now she doesn't stop showing off her fake tits... i am so sick of my guy friends talking about how hot she is, she looks great on a magazine cover but watching her makes me wanna throw up

Posted by: Jeanne at March 16, 2007 02:35 PM

JESSICA CAN'T SING,DANCE OR ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A TRUE DUMB BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FILTHY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: JESSICA SIMPSON HATER at February 5, 2007 01:45 AM

Jessica has a presentable voice, in cover songs,which I have noticed is the only thing that has her albums selling like crazy. Jess if you want to do covers,try out for American Idol,like Kelly Clarkson did and actually wrote her own music after her first album. Stop using Willie Nelson to get higher ratings make a real video and music.I am Pretty sick of covers.Really she should just be a model,all her money is counted towards her looks.

Posted by: Darlene at January 9, 2007 07:36 PM

Jessica Simpson can't sing. She can't act. She sings out of key. Her sister is not much better. She celebrates her ignorance and turns it into a schtick. Dumbing down the blonde stereotype. So what's so great about her and her little cunt sister? Their cheap Texas pimp father and their expensive publicist. Their celebrity reflects horribly on our country's culture. They are absolutely the worst part of our culture. Please go the fuck away!!!!!

Posted by: Ronnie wRONg at September 12, 2006 01:07 PM

I Fucken hate jess...shes got such a big head now she thinks shes on top of the world...i cant wait to c her fall str8t down on ur fat ass...

Posted by: jay at September 11, 2006 11:52 PM

I like her but I think she is such an OVERSINGER! it makes me sick to watch her sing, it acutally hurts.. I wish she would just SING like she did when she first came out, but now she tries way to hard to sing and it makes her sound awful!!! DAMN GIRL JUST SING.. DONT MAKE IT PAINFUL!

Posted by: jen at September 5, 2006 08:39 PM

I'm not much of a pop singers admirer but my two younger sisters love pop music and singers like Britney and Christina. But this woman is a disgrace I remember I laugh my butt out when I first saw the video for irresistible, I mean was she trying to dance. Thank god she gave up on that. She's not the greatest singer (which is not required for a pop star) but the fact that she has no brain at all, just makes me want to grab her and shake her. The show she made about her marriage portrayed her as a stupid blond spoiled girl. I think her husband was a saint for putting up with her, but I guess he wasn't in it for her wits. I'm just glad that he got to keep half her money after the divorce, she deserves that.
Anyway is good to get this out of my chest because it makes me sick how "famous" she is getting, I guess there's a lot of dumb people out there.

Posted by: Jesus at September 4, 2006 10:22 PM

SHE IS SUCH A FAKE I HATE HER SO MUCH & HER SISTER ASHLEE IS TURNIN INTO 1 ALSO EWWW LOZERZ!
& PPL SAYIN THAT WE SHUD MIND OUR OWN BIZZ WELL THEY R CELEBZ & THEY R ASKIN 4 IT + I CAN SAY WAT EVER THE HELL IS ON MA MIND OK SO EFF YALL!

Posted by: meh at August 25, 2006 09:36 PM

i dont know why all of yall people waste your time on a stupid site like this one i mean its HER life i DONT THINK THAT ANY 1 OF YALL PERSONS WOULD LIKE PEOPLE CRITIZING YOUR EVERY MOVE I THINK YALL SHOULD GET A LIFE AND NOTtTTT HERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: kiki at August 23, 2006 08:04 PM

i cant stand her after i found out what she did with bam margera. because im in luv with bam and her stupid smile getson my nerves, she looks like a rat! her and her pimples need to go away. and she needs to back off bam forever. gosh i cant stand her im so glad some other people hate her with me. oh and on the dukes of hazzard it just made me really made. i hate that stupid rat!

Posted by: liz at August 13, 2006 11:43 AM

"hate" is a pretty strong word. I will say I think the girl is "over-rated". When Britney, Christina, and Jessica came out in 1999-2000 into the scene people were saying what a great role mode Jessica was compared to Christina and what a power singer she is compared to Britney and she's just as good as Christina. Hmm. Do these people really listen to her music??? There is a reason why umm the other two got lots of critical recognition, not just in super sales, but also major award nominations e.g. the Grammys. Jessica just got one Grammy (well actually her producers) for production of (oh my god) that remake of "These Boots are Made for Walking" (listen to the original from Nancy Sinatra and it will have you cringing as much as comparing Timberlake to Julie London's rendition of "Cry Me a River." Just AWFUL. When Jessica sings she used that "high" pitched voice (sorta whispery) and puts it on loud and I can't honestly see how most of her music would be considered good in that respect. She is most DEFINITELY NOT on par with Christina. Christina belongs up there with Mariah, Whitney, and Celine--come on let's get real. There was a reason why Mariah refused to do a duet with Christina. Britney Spears first album was respectable and at the young age of 15 when she sang it she did indeed have the promise of Whitney as one music critic said. Promise she had until umm Baby became the hitmaker then albums after that her producers wanted her "just" to sing like she did in Baby. Which is too bad because the girl's first album had promise. At least with the last album she threw out the window what the producers wanted. Good for her she wants to take it easy now and sample the real life--just enjoying her kid and refusing to be in the public eye or draw attention by dressing down. Yes Britney just wants to left alone and treated like the rest of us. Well I think she's earned it. She's worked her tail off just trying to please the public and the record companies and it's about time she gets to do what she has always really wanted to do.

The absolute worst part of Jessica is that really awful video she did for the Dukes of Hazzard. Those of us who are um adult "know" what that foam is suppose to simulate. That is just so disgusting and gross there is NO way I'll let any of my kids or younger siblings have Jessica as a role model. Not after that. I think her being more "sexy" had her become attractive to all the wrong guys--guys who just want her for sex and not committment. According to a band member of Adam Levine's Jessica was crazy for Adam who had flirted with her (they deny sleeping together which may very well be true). Now she is just finding out that her hubby Nick was just the exact opposite (more committment oriented and truly caring), tho she's moving forward with the divorce cause she no longer sees Nick as attractive. When she married Nick he was the more famous one and the bigger money maker. Which is why Jess's dad did NOT want a prenup. Now that SHE was the one who ended up making more money during the marriage somehow it's a double standard that she does NOT want Nick to have anything that he is legally entitled to, however if it were the other way around, we have no doubts that Nick who yes still loves her (for that he is stupid), would happily give her, her legal share. After all we have to make suer Jessica can still go on her huge shopping binges cause that is one of her loves of her life. Perhaps the girl doesn't deserve any others except that which her family gives her--assuming that is at least half real. Perhaps this is all good for Nick. Now he can see Jessica for what she really is: a gold digger and someone who married him for the fame and connections he could help her attain and yes he helped prompt her up in the music world and this is how she pays him back of course --sounds familiar huh--you know like that snake Timberlake--Britney for music (she gave him her manager) and now Cameron for movies. There is a reason that the team Lachey shirts are outselling the team Simpson shirts 40 to 1.

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Posted by: fejhr at May 20, 2006 09:53 PM

I have to admit that I was a huge Jessica Simpson fan. I remember the day her first song came out. I called Harmony House and they had no idea who she was. I have followed her career since. But once I found out that she was going to do a reality tv show with Nick. I knew that she would turn out like the rest of the hollywood celebrates. She seemed so friendly and down to earth. One of those people that you dont think that being a "celebraty" will effect. Someone that you hope will stay true to themselves. She was great when she first came out but she has changed. She was also one of the few singers that I allowed my daughter to listen to because I thought she would be a good role model, but now I think she is a disgrace. Cheating on her husband and acting the way she does. She is just like the rest of them. She got to big and now she thinks she is all that. I am extremely disappointed with her and for her fans.

Posted by: renee at May 3, 2006 02:17 PM

i dont like her or her sister, what the hell is up with that nose? i mean you could catch fish with that hook! my kid is a teenager and she said the only reason jessica is famous is because of nick, and now that he's gone she has a surprise coming to her. my daughter and her friends dont like her or her "music". they dont like this tallentless, made up, record company selling, stuff. they like artists, people that write thier own music and maybe play an instrument. and whats up with the mouth? is she advertising or is she that hungry she's catching flies.

Posted by: carmella at April 2, 2006 07:15 AM

When she first came out she seemed really down to earth and I really liked that about her, but after she started on her show, something about her got under my skin and now I can't stand her. She seems to think that she is better than everyone else and I hate that. I wish she could move along and give up her 15 min of fame.
On the other hand I adore Nick anyone who could put up with that is a better person than me!!!!!!

Posted by: Bellagurl at March 21, 2006 07:55 PM

Although, I can't say I hate someone I do strongly believe that Jessica is a terrible role model and not a very attractive one either.

Her disguisting shopping habits, excessive whining, extreme selifshness and the fact that she is completely in love with herself are only some of the reasons why her marriage fell apart.

Although, I was never a fan of either Nick or Jessica he is much better off without her after she became a completely self-centered and self-obsessed Hollywood Tabloid Trash.

She's only 5 feet tall, her legs are absolutely terrible, and she has no ass! If anyone tells me that this woman is attractive they are probably stuck on her blond hair and those collegen-filled lips! Moreover, the look in her eye is just plain disgusiting and animal-like. Whenever she smiles in pictures I am often frightened! Oh, the soul-less creature that is Jessica Simpson! Jessica Simpson sucks is much more than an understatement!!!

Posted by: Jamers at March 3, 2006 09:43 PM

I agree. I used to like her, but then I saw her on TV and realized what a dumbass she really was. I'm so mad that She and Nick broke up. Good for him though, she turned into a complete and total stuck up Hollywood bitch. She thinks she's too good for anyone. She may have saved herself for marriage, but now she's a total skank sleeping around with all these different men. She makes me so mad.

Posted by: Liz at February 20, 2006 10:50 PM

I agree 100%!! I have never liked her, and now that her and Nick are getting divorced (about time!), I just want to ask one question-why would he stay with someone like that for that long?

Posted by: Drea at February 20, 2006 05:50 PM

My God, I hate that ugly thing so much. She is way too over-rated and I have no idea why. I guess people are stupid like her. Most people have more talent in their little finger (and more smarts) than she does in her whole ugly ass body. The only reason I haven't seen Dukes of Hazzard is because "it" is in it. I'm not one of those women that hate other women, because there are plenty of beautiful and gorgeous women out there, and "it's" not one of em. But she (it) has got to go. She's just a dumbass, plain and simple. Any guy out there that thinks it is hot has serious issues. A blow up doll is hotter than her. She looks like the devil dressed in drag. I swear she's the Anti-Christ. If I was Nick (or any other guy for that matter), she would have to kidnap me just to get me to stay with her, then I would beg for her to give me a gun so I could kill myself. Skanky and nasty as hell, is all I can say for it. Hollywood has gone to hell. I've never hated anyone in Hollywood as much as I hate her. Give me Faith Hill (gorgeous and talented) any day. Now Faith is hot!!!!!

Posted by: Atlantis4569 at January 31, 2006 04:55 AM

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